-“Oh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.” -“I think it’s a rock, sir.” -“We’ll see what the lab has to say about THAT.”
Will Wheaton and Sheldon Cooper on fights
My favorite Simpsons quote
Is that a good siren? No…if I were to go blind this siren tells me that if I sold you the RV I would go out of business
Was watching NCIS when a familiar face appeared.
You choo choo choooooooooose me?
Steamed hams!
Hey Wolfie! Put down that hors d’oeuvre, it’s time for the main course!