-“Oh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.” -“I think it’s a rock, sir.” -“We’ll see what the lab has to say about THAT.”

-“Oh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.” -“I think it’s a rock, sir.” -“We’ll see what the lab has to say about THAT.”

Will Wheaton and Sheldon Cooper on fights

Will Wheaton and Sheldon Cooper on fights

My favorite Simpsons quote

My favorite Simpsons quote

Is that a good siren? No…if I were to go blind this siren tells me that if I sold you the RV I would go out of business

Is that a good siren? No…if I were to go blind this siren tells me that if I sold you the RV I would go out of business

Was watching NCIS when a familiar face appeared.

Was watching NCIS when a familiar face appeared.

You choo choo choooooooooose me?

You choo choo choooooooooose me?

Steamed hams!

Steamed hams!

Hey Wolfie! Put down that hors d’oeuvre, it’s time for the main course!

Hey Wolfie! Put down that hors d’oeuvre, it’s time for the main course!